I Am Losing It

How many times a day is it normal to lose your pen? Seriously, how many? Is it normal to put your pen in the pen drawer, and then a minute later, go to pick it up, only to find it isn't there? And then you frantically begin searching your desk, looking under piles of papers that haven't moved in months, because your very favorite, best, bluest pen ever is MISSING? And then you happen to glance in the pen drawer again and there it is, RIGHT IN FRONT? I ask you, is that normal?