The King, last night in bed: Baby, we should totally do IVF.
Me: What? We haven't even gotten to Clomid yet! Are you nuts?
K: No, we should!
Me: [incredulous] Why?
K: Because then I could stick a huge needle in your ass!
Me: [silence]
K: No, it's totally cool! When I was younger, I injected this guy who was trying to be a body builder with steroids. I got to use this big needle and it rocked! So I could do that to you too.
Me: Yeah.
K: [running hand laciviously up my leg] Hey baby, you wanna do it?
Me: Um, not so much.
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