--Child sick.
--Husband sick.
--House dirty.
--Sister and brother-in-law coming to visit tomorrow.
--Sister's birthday Thursday. Gift not wrapped; card not bought. Also, gift purchased in ten-minute sprint through mall with screaming baby. Gift sucks, and she will hate it.
--Refrigerator empty. Wrapping paper drawer probably also empty.
Would anyone like to trade lives for a couple of days? Just until, like, Friday? Prefer someone whose life involves frequent massages and regular visits to Tiffany. Must do floors and change diapers, as well as minister to the sick.
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