Me: So, I was going pee this afternoon, and the Princess was playing on the floor, and she kept opening the drawers where we keep all the razors and lethals poisons and stuff, so I dumped a box of Band-Aids on the floor and she had a ball playing with them.
The King: [annoyed] What?! My Band-Aids? That was a brand-new box! They were all arranged by size. Now how am I going to know which are the big ones and which are the small ones?
Me: Um, usually you can tell which ones are bigger because they are, well, BIGGER.
I don't think I'm gettin' any love tonight.