January 08, 2007

When I Grow Up

Many parents make predictions about what their children are going to do as adults based on things they do as babies. I am no exception. These are my current predictions for the Princess's future:

What She DoesWhat She Will Be
Opens the toilet and sticks her hand in it. After I have used it.Sewage maintenance technician
Picks up things and smashes them together.Quarry worker, or possibly professional wrestler
Stuffs all her Little People into the Little People dollhouse and then slams the door on them and holds it shut.Warden in a women's prison
Takes all her clothes off and dances when she hears music.Well, strippers make good money, right?

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