January 11, 2007

Crappy Things I Have Done to My Daughter Today

1. Scratched her face with my engagement ring.

2. Let her fall off the changing table onto her head.

3. Dropped a bar of soap on her head while getting it off a shelf.

Seriously, if she turns out to be mildly retarded, it's totally going to be my fault.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hi Nice Blog .I am not much for jewelry. I told my husband after he put my wedding ring on my finger that no further engagement pearl rings purchases were necessary and that I didn't see the point in spending hundreds of dollars on rocks and metal.