1. Scratched her face with my engagement ring.
2. Let her fall off the changing table onto her head.
3. Dropped a bar of soap on her head while getting it off a shelf.
Seriously, if she turns out to be mildly retarded, it's totally going to be my fault.
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Hi Nice Blog .I am not much for jewelry. I told my husband after he put my wedding ring on my finger that no further engagement pearl rings purchases were necessary and that I didn't see the point in spending hundreds of dollars on rocks and metal.
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