Solid Waste

This weekend, we bought the Princess a baby-size potty. It makes realistic flushing sounds (if you consider a singing frog realistic). She has yet to put any actual pee in the potty, but she has put the following into it:

--My car keys
--My cell phone
--Her toy phone
--57 Little People
--Nine baby crackers

Thank God we don't have a puppy--I know we'd find him wedged into the potty next to three well-chewed Little People.