December 10, 2006

Maybe She Can Do IVF Instead

The King: You're such a good mom. Princess, you're so lucky to have such a wonderful mommy!

Me: Aww, how sweet.

The King: Too bad the baby's not going to be able to be a mom herself.

Me: Huh? Why can't she be a mom?

The King: Because she's not going to be allowed to have sex. Ever.

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