March 28, 2005

Monday Morning Alarm: Haiku Trilogy

Holy crap, the beeps
Talk radio comes on loud
The sexy dream ends


I was having sex
With Angelina Jolie
Then the alarm comes


Alarm buzz shocking
Hand slapping, alarm falling
Shit, I broke the Bose

3 comments:

MsPrufrock said...

Angelina Jolie, hmm?? Good choice, though I prefer Gwyneth.

Darbi said...

*raspberries*
My boyfriend says the same thing, MsP. But Angelina is clearly the finer choice. :-D

April said...

Oui. That dream is almost good enough (as I have had a *blush* few of those myself) to break the Bose.

Well, the real thing would be anyway.

She's so scary she's delicious.