Not only are there Mommy Drive-Bys, there are Infertility Drive-Bys. Today, the King and I went to a car dealership to look at new trucks, as we will be buying one after we move to Hawaii:
Car Salesman: [gesturing to Ford F-150] So, what can I do to put you in this truck today? I'll give you a great price!
The King: Oh, no, we're just looking today. We're definitely not planning to buy today.
Salesman: You never know, you might change your mind! People get surprised all the time--they come in, just planning to look, and they drive off in a new car. It's just like having a baby!
The King and I almost died laughing. Then we left. I don't think the salesman saw the humor.