So, when it comes to toilet paper, which are you:
(a) A roller, wrapping the paper around your hand in a padded little mitt, much like a wee urinating baseball player?
(b) A folder, carefully creating a neat little symmetrical square of paper even Adrian Monk would be happy to use? or
(c) A wadder, tearing great sheets of paper from the roll and heedlessly smashing them up into a big, glorious ball without rhyme or reason?
I'm a wadder. The King is a folder. And yes, we actually spent nearly an hour discussing this, and the attendant personality disorders that go with each type of toilet-paper style preference, over dinner last night.