February 16, 2007

Don't Catch the Poop

If your squirmy baby kicks her poopy diaper off the changing table, let it fall! Do NOT instinctively reach out to catch it before it hits the carpeting. Why?

Because no matter how many times you wash your hands after catching poop in them, they will never feel clean again. You can get new carpeting, but you can't get new hands.

2 comments:

Lollipop Goldstein said...

This just made me laugh so hard. And it's so true. You can't get new hands. But there are plenty of carpet cleaners that can work wonders :-)

Antropóloga said...

I don't know about this. I just got new carpet, and will do anything to save it. :)