The King: I'm not kissing the Princess on the lips anymore. I'm only kissing her on the cheek from now on.
Me: Why?
The King: Because she doesn't know how to do it. She always opens her mouth. I don't like it when she slips me the tounge.
Me: Err...yeah.
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Because Rotten Endocrine System Just Doesn't Have the Same Ring
About Me
- Queenjulie
- North Carolina, United States
- I was a book editor who realized what I really wanted to do was stick needles in people, so I left publishing and started nursing school. This is the story of my journey toward becoming an RN.
Today's Lunch
Probably macaroni and cheese, or maybe soup. It's cold, rainy, hot soup kind of day.
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