You Can Pick Your Friends, and You Can Pick Your Nose, But...

You can't pick your baby's nose. The Princess has a huge booger stuck up her schnozz, and I can't get it out. It's a problem of the size differential between my finger and her tiny nostril. The only thing would be for her to get it out herself, but unfortunately, she's not coordinated enough to pick her own nose yet. Which means the scary, nose-sucking, medieval torture device. I hate that thing.